Floods in Pakistan (and Whakatane), fires in Russia (and B.C.), planes crashing, refugee boats criss-crossing the world's oceans... the world's been a busy place of late.
Of course, the REALLY big news since we were last in touch is that famous-for-being-famous Tila Tequila was recently pelted with various items by an unappreciative crowd of nutters in clown-makeup. The Vancouver Sun writes: "According to witnesses, as soon as Tequila hit the stage, shooting silly string into the crowd, a large banner featuring a four-letter word to describe a piece of female anatomy was unfurled. She was soon hit in the face, chest and legs by eggs, bottles of [soda], feces, balloons filled with urine, a bag of chicken breasts, a flashlight, rocks, watermelon, pizza, cigarettes, and a large array of sex toys... [her] first response to the assault was to take her shirt off. Her second was to flee to a nearby trailer which was allegedly set upon by the outraged fans."
The awesomeness knows no bounds.
In other news, I went to Whistler, and came back married to a Canadian national title-holder. More on that later.
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